Homes Selling at Over $100 Million!

Via AP and Chicago Tribune:

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Donald Trump’s property for sale here has all the big-time extras one might expect. Pricey marble and 24-karat gold fixtures decorate bathrooms. There’s a gargantuan fountain in the driveway and 475 feet of oceanfront out back.

Perhaps the biggest thing about the home, however, is its price tag: $125 million. But that price already has been trumped. A home in Aspen, Colo., is listed at $135 million. Another home in Lake Tahoe, Nev., was listed recently at a flat $100 million.

Holy crap! If anybody reading this can afford a home that expensive, my birthday is coming up in December… all I’m asking for is a measly $1million…

If any of the sellers need any SEO… hit me up!

Thanks!
—kid disco